What is Even Retards Get To Fuck Sometimes?


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when someone, who gets extremely lucky at something, starts talking shit and it pisses you off.

person A: HAHA you suck at hold em! I am the man motherfucker. I called your all-in bet and took you out biatch.

person B: You runner-runner'd me u lucky fuck.

person A: I knew that shiet was coming out and I knew you had the four of a kind and i would get my straight flush.

person B: yup. even retards get to fuck sometimes.


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