What is Even Steven?
1.
When a girls gut bulges out as far as her boobs; making her profile even, between their waist and neck.
"That chick Sabastien brought home was an even steven. I couldn't tell where her boobs ended and stomach began"
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2.
When two guys double team a girl, and their dinkies touch.
Kasey and Mike even-steven'd your mom last night.
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3.
A extremely large crap that duncan took it was bigger thatn his arm. the amazine thing is it was half green and half brown perfectly split down the middle
Dunk that's just wak. U fuk up. U need to get yo ass hole rearranged
