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An old coach of mine told me that if I was ever worried that a girl I was with had STDs, to take a lemon wedge and slide it in THERE. If..
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When a person's stomach sticks out so far that it prevents the person from getting a squirrel tap.
Frank is so fat, his dick shiel..
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When someone replaces food with alcohol, or a person's diet only consists of alcohol.
That drunk bitch in the club is to skinny, s..