Event Horizon

What is Event Horizon?


1.

the boundary of a black hole at which nothing can escape

If you are in an event horizon send me a postcard.

2.

The point at which the number of drinks required to make a person sexually attractive enough for intercourse exceeds the point to which the man can maintain an erection.

Wingman: Check out that girl at the bar. Whadda think?

Man: 5 drinks. Maybe.

Wingman: Alright well how about the chick in the blue dress checking us out over there?

Man: 7, doubtful.

Wingman: And the girl dancing by herself to Superfreak on the dancefloor?

Man: Dude, that's an Event Horizon right there... No way.

See fugly, uggo, uggo waffle, hot mess

3.

"Event Horizon" was the third film directed by Paul W.S. Anderson after his first two films "Shopping" and "Mortal Kombat."

"Event Horizon" is set in the year 2047 and tells the story of a rescue crew that has been dispatched to retrieve the derelict space-vessle, the "Event Horizon."

After spending time aboard the ship, it's rescuers begin to have hallucinations and other various deleriums. It is later revealed in the movie that the "Event Horizon" was using an inter-deminsional travel device to go to a far corner of the universe, something went horribly wrong and the ship literally went to "hell" and the ship has become a living being bent on using it's rescuers fears to destroy them.

While Event Horizon borrows many elements from classic horror films such as "The Shining" and "Hellraiser" it's story is essentially a much darker and gorier version of Stanis³aw Lem's novel "Solaris."

Event Horizon was panned by critics when it was first released in 1997, but has been steadily gaining appreciation by both movie go-er's and critcs since then due to it's intricate camera work, special effects, and generally being ahead of it's time.

Event Horizon was Paul W.S. Anderson's best film.

See event horizon, horror, hell, psychosis

4.

The region of a black hole in which gravitational forces are strong enough to prevent matter or radiation from escaping. the only known nature formation of a perfect spherical structure. only gravity waves reach out from within the event horizon

"The exscape velocity at the event horizon is greater than the speed of light, nothing exscapes!"

"Once your reach the event horizon there is no turing back."

"The event horizon of a black hole is a perfect spherical structure."

See event horizon

5.

The point of no return near the vagina or anus. The penis will be attracted to enter either hole, but until it goes beyond that hole's event horizon, sex properhas not yet begun.

However, not going beyond the event horizon does not imply that sex will last longer, as the erotic and sensual forces upon the penis that close to the event horizon can result in premature ejaculation.

Professor: As one approaches the event horizon it becomes harder and harder to keep from entering the black hole.

Student: LOL, harder.

See erection, sex, premature ejaculation, anus, vagina, hard-on, point of no return

6.

The original definition is:

"The gravitational sphere of a black hole within which even light cannot escape"

-Wikipedia

However, recently, a new definition has risen meaning something completely different:

The Event Horizion is the point at which a person is too drunk or stoned to be able to function properly, yet alone remember anything the next day.

Example:

Dude 1: *takes-drag-from-J*

Dude 2: "Oh shit, you don't look so well..."

Dude 1: *falls-off-chair,-blissfully-passes-out*

Dude 2: "Damn that lucky bastard, he just passed the Event Horizon!"

See drunk, stoned, wasted, black-out, hangover

7.

The definition of a shit that is so large in mass that it rises over the water in the toilet bowl. To do so one must shit so that there is a solid base under the water level.

"I just saw an Event Horizon!"

"What? The movie?"

"No! In my toilet!"

See shit, poo, big poo, toilet


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