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From "akwardism":
being in favor of living life awkwardly and embracing the inevitable awkardness of life as a philosophy.
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a girl sticks a rectal thermometer in a guys dick hole and smashes it with a hammer
i gave him a german candycane
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When you pass out on the bed with your head next to your buddie's ass and he farts gently into your face.
Evan is scrubbing madly ..