Everclear Goggles

What is Everclear Goggles?


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A form of distorted judgement far greater than beer goggles.

If beer goggles cause you to have sex with a less-than-attractive person, EVERCLEAR goggles would cause you to have sex with a dead animal.

Bob humped that frozen turkey for like three hours. He's wearing the everclear goggles again!

See drunk, sex, booze, wrong, goggles, beer, everclear, hump


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