What is Everclear Goggles?
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A form of distorted judgement far greater than beer goggles.
If beer goggles cause you to have sex with a less-than-attractive person, EVERCLEAR goggles would cause you to have sex with a dead animal.
Bob humped that frozen turkey for like three hours. He's wearing the everclear goggles again!
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Anyone who actually kills themselves rather than talk about it.
Did you hear about the guy who jumped off that building? He's an..