What is Everett?
1.
a towel or rag to wipe up your jizz. Could be used after you did a girl, masturbated or saw something so crazy awsome you jizzed yourself.
Mike-Dude pass me an everett
John- Why?
Mike- This hott girl just flashed me
This might take a few everetts to clean up.
Here is an everett to clean your face
2.
handsome, kind, caring.
eg
Everett's a soulmate.
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3.
another word for big penis or dick. whichever one you prefer.
geez did you see that guys everett? its huge!
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4.
Small town in southern Pennsylvania consisting of bars and churches. Unfortunately, many do not attend the local churches because they're too busy shooting up in the local drug houses. Known for a school district providing sub-par education, many do not complete high school and rather obtain their GED (Good Enough Diploma). The local hangouts consist of Sheetz and the parking lot of the Masonic Temple. One would think that the youth would rather leave, but they seem to stay in order to have multiple children and live off of public assistance or work minimum wage jobs.
This person's IQ is so low they must be from Everett or a related area
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5.
Everett is the meaning of phail.
He phails at life in general, everything he does is a mistake, and has little to no success in any situation.
Everett IS phail.
"Dude, stop Everetting."
"You just pulled an Everett."
Everett: There aren't any restaurants over there.
* freinds look over
Friends: We see a Wendys, Big Louis, Subway, Checkers, and McDonalds.
Friends: PHAIL.
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6.
1. wild bore (pig)
2.
That everett is one fat sucka
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