Eversberg Edit Meaning

1. Some one who witnesses nothing. Victim: Did you see that? Jehovah's Bystander: No, I witnessed fuck all. See witness, bystander,..

1. From the SNL skit, Jizz In My Pants. "When I ate that greape, i jizzed in my pants!" "That chick made me J.I.M.P!!"..

1. The nice old-english way to say "shit happens". usually said around those that would mind if you said "shit". Aww! ..