Every Mans Fantasy

What is Every Mans Fantasy?

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Every mans fantasy consist of 1 set of Billy Banana Balls, 1 Cricket Bat, 4 pounds of blue cheese, 1 cellphone on vibrate, 6 pouches of capri sun, 3 jimmy fucking faggots, and one 4 year grandpa named jimmity jackhammer jerry.

Every mans fantasy is what your whore of a mother does with me every saturday night.

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