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Thinking you need to take a piss, only to find you don't when stood in front of the pan.
Thats the fourth phantom piss this mornin..
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Gopher Monkey (Go-Fur--- Mon-key) n---- It's like a gopher, only it goes "Eee! Eee! Eee!"
Kevin: "Holy cow man, did..