What is Evgeni Malkin?
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One of the best hockey players ever. Hails from Russia and is an object of lust for Pens fans. Is currently playing for the Pittsburgh Penguins.
"Hey Lisa did you watch the Pens game last night?"
"Yeah Sara, Evgeni Malkin played so well, as usual, that I shall stalk him until I get the chance to sex him up."
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