Evil

What is Evil?


1.

aka girls, girls are evil I have proof...

Girls require time and money

(Girls = Time x Money)

But we all know time is money

(Time = Money)

Therefore

(Girls = Money x Money)

(Money x Money = Money squared)

And beacause money is the root of all evil

(Money = square route of evil)

Therefore

(Girls = (the square route of evil)squared)

so we are forced to conclude that...

(Girls = Evil)

In short: Girls need time and money but time is money and money is evil, so girls crave evilness making them evil...

See Triple J

2.

Essential ingredient for the making of humans.

Recipe for Human:

Add 3 cups water

Add half dozen eggs

Add chopped cabbage

Mix gently while adding Evil until desired effect.

Bake at 97 degrees Fahrenheit for 9 months

Serve chilled

See Krab

3.

concentrated foulness; intentionally bad; extremely malignant; Microsoft.

1. wow, microsoft put a lot of evil into their new windows professional edition.

2. help! my new windows professional edition just tried to cut off my penis! that's pretty darn evil.

See Batman

4.

Another word for your tax collecter.

Hi, I'm your tax collecter, and I'm a bitch.

5.

A deterministic philosophy used to justify selfish extremes and deny responsibility for personal actions, even if they bring harm to others. Those who are evil almost always rationalize their actions and often despise the terms "good" and "evil" because it is much easier to deny moral absolutes than it is to acknowledge them.

Theologically speaking, evil is said to be the absence of good, or more specifically mans isolation from God, brought about not through Gods will but mankinds own doing.

Human beings are not black and white, but good and evil are.

See Killing Kittens

6.

#1. Word used to describe something that is the exact opposite of good.

#2. Word used to describe someone you really hate because they are much more than just annoying.

#3. Word used to describe someone who has some talent or intelligence or privilage that you are jealous of.

#1. The holocaust was evil

#2. I hate my math teacher so much. She's EVIL!

#3. That is one beautiful piece of artwork, you have so much talent. You're evil!

See Larry

7.

George W. fucking Bush!!!!

George W. is evil gay wad!!!

See apocalyptic, dirty, vile, wrong, terrible, lying


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