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A dead cat that used to be Jimmy's pet. But now Jimmy wants a dog.
Dad- Son, I have some bad news
Jimmy- What is it Dad?
Dad- It..
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Using ones own tears for lube during the act of self-satisfaction.
After she left him poor dude was masterweeping for weeks...
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In Ireland, used to describe rather large lips of a lady's nether regions fanny flaps
her skirt was so short you could see her kni..