What is Evil Goth?
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A goth of the most vile and repulsive type. Portrayed well by Hearteater of wretched infamy. Known to be repulsive and absolutely dispicable in every possible way. Also adorned with enough metallic apparatus to be seriously concerned with large magnets and thunderstorms.
The Evil Goth ran to cover as the clouds gathered above him. Everyone cheered as Hearteater the Evil Goth was struck by bolt after bolt. Long did they suffer once he survived.
