Evil Penis Monster

What is Evil Penis Monster?


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An evil penis monster that is about 8 feet tall and very smelly. As suggested by its name, it is in the shape of a penis. It also has large, drooling fangs and it likes to eat little children. The asian varity of the EPM is smaller than normal, but still considered an EPM. It ejaculates on its victims before eating them. Scietific name: Megalophallus Dontos

Little boy: Daddy, im scared to go to bed because i think theres an Evil penis Monster under my bed!!!

Dad: What have you been smoking, boy?

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