What is Evil Penis Monster?
1.
An evil penis monster that is about 8 feet tall and very smelly. As suggested by its name, it is in the shape of a penis. It also has large, drooling fangs and it likes to eat little children. The asian varity of the EPM is smaller than normal, but still considered an EPM. It ejaculates on its victims before eating them. Scietific name: Megalophallus Dontos
Little boy: Daddy, im scared to go to bed because i think theres an Evil penis Monster under my bed!!!
Dad: What have you been smoking, boy?
See
Random Words:
1.
A room in Super Metroid where you first are required to use the run button. Posters on GameFAQs's Super Metroid board will be stab..
1.
An epic battle between a velociraptor and a killer robot with laser eyes. Very rare, and more awesome than Brawndo.
Nothing will ever c..
