What is Evil Poptart?
1.
The king and lord of all pop-tarts who will one day liberate all of his kind and take over earth as the master race.
"We worship you, O mighty Evil Poptart!"
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2.
a little poptart who is evil beyond belief and will bite back if you try to eat her
laura... the shooort onnnnnne
3.
a person who is extremly wicked or has done something bad
the evil poptart molested the toster.
4.
Me in 7th grade
Back from camp...
"Um, honey...why do you have 'evil poptart' written all over your arms?"
"BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL POPTART"
