Evilcouch

What is Evilcouch?


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A piece of furniture which likes to think of itself as evil, but in fact is nothing more than a small two seater with a penchant for necrophilia.

ZOMG! EvilCouch is fucking the dead cats behind the building again

See necrophile, necrophilia, cats, eejit, evil, osmodiar


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