Evington

What is Evington?

a place where weather wont come

and your friends hate to come and get you

Girl: so can you come get me

Girl 2: Yeah sure! where do you live?

Girl: Evington

Girl 2: oh yeah about that....my car just exploded.

girl: wow that seems to happen a lot..well its either that or giant man eating Peruvian hair lobsters.

See away, nowhere, empty, alone, gone

Nub Sex

1. Sex between two virgins, or just plain awful sex. Stems from poor knowledge or experience in sexual situations. Akward and unpleasant, ..

Fuck Factory

1. a) Sometime that has gone wrong b) Not good c) Lame d) Pretty fucking shit moment Akon got his spongebob squarepants underwear stole..

R.c.h.

1. A red cunt hair. Referring to the smallest unit of space, length, width, or height allowable. I missed that bullseye by an R.C.H.. Se..

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