Evington

What is Evington?

a place where weather wont come

and your friends hate to come and get you

Girl: so can you come get me

Girl 2: Yeah sure! where do you live?

Girl: Evington

Girl 2: oh yeah about that....my car just exploded.

girl: wow that seems to happen a lot..well its either that or giant man eating Peruvian hair lobsters.

See away, nowhere, empty, alone, gone

4 S's

1. a quick way of explaining what you need to do before you are ready to go out. The s's stand for: Shit, Shower, Spunk, Shave Wife: ..

Menstral Queef

1. a pussy fart that happens during menstruation. johnnyboy: i fucked my girlfriend last night and i heard a menstral queef. flatulator: ..

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