Evistive

What is Evistive?


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Evil/Suggestive. This is a holiday/nationality that can be celebrated whatever day you wish. Will usually be accompanied by Dairy Queen and Queen. That is all.

Person #1: Hey! Today is the fourth right?

Person #2: Yeah! It's National Evistive Day!

All: *go off and celebrate to their hearts content*

See your llama, christmas, hitler


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