Evolution Juice

What is Evolution Juice?

(n) also known as sperm, but usually that spent as a result of masturbation.

He plays with himself until his evolution juice is all over his jeans.

See sperm, splooge, spunk, jacksauce, come, cum, manspackle, baby batter, ejaculation

Assturbating

1. Masturbating by fingering your anus. Jack: Dude, I so got laid last night! Jim: What happened? Jack: Well, I was at a party, and I wa..

Quasimodo Test

1. Relating to online dating: the initial exchange of photos because it is often the first speedbump towards finding somebody online. If t..

Hipsterexic

1. adj. someone who cultivates his hipster persona in part by maintaining a low body weight, usually achieved with an extremely low proport..

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