Evolution Juice

What is Evolution Juice?

(n) also known as sperm, but usually that spent as a result of masturbation.

He plays with himself until his evolution juice is all over his jeans.

See sperm, splooge, spunk, jacksauce, come, cum, manspackle, baby batter, ejaculation

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