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A board that you show a person, and they magically run the fuck into it, causing severe head trauma.
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A slightly klutzy but nonetheless lovable person.
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The operatic art of vomiting on a pair of ripely exposed breasts.
After Caligula drank his weight in wine, he offered his servant a Rom..