Ewalk5

What is Ewalk5?


1.

The common reference to children with the tendency to show early signs of gayness in life. Stands for Elex wails animals like kangaroos 5X. Common symptoms:

1. Enjoy playing various sports as it allows them to rub up against other guys and touch there no-no spots.

2.Most common sport obsession is basketball because of all the ball handling-often idolize Tracy McGrady and Jake Plummer because of their impacts on the gay community.

3. Will cry often when being de-pants in public places or when missing favorite anime on Toonami.

If those symptoms occur you may have a case of EWALK5 on your hands.

Ex.1

Mom: Whats wrong with my child why does he like touching all of action figures in really weird ways, and rubbing basketballs on his scrotum.

Doctor: Your son has a case of EWALK5!

Mom: Oh my god, doctor, put him down.

Ex.2

Random Kid 1 : Why is that kid humping basketballs and Broncos football helmets.

Random Kid 2 : I think he has a rare case of EWALK5 thats why he is whacking off to a pic of Brady Quinn.

EWALK5 Pateint: yeah notre dame(jizzs on kids)

See gay, queer, dildo, walker


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