What is Ewan?
1.
A complete fuckin genius with the biggest cock in the world. A man who makes the ladies week at the knees. Everyone wants to be him.
Woman: Oh Ewan your so fuckin great pound my mound with your huge cock.
Ewan: Shut up bitch! I'm gonna slam your back door out, whip it out and give you a
creamy beaver , then stick it in your mouth so you can clean off your own shit!!
Woman: Oh good tanks!!!
2.
Large penis
3.
ewan is a tagalog (philippine language) term for things you can't remember.
other alternative tagalog term with the same meaning as "ewan", "hindi ko alam", "malay ko"
tagalog: Ewan ko kung saan mo nilagay yan.
english: I don't know, where do you place it.
other alternative:
tagalog: hindi ko alam kung saan mo nilagay yan.
english: same as above.
tagalog: malay ko kung saan mo nilagay yan.
english: same as above.
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4.
universal insult of all kinds, no set boundries on this "jack of all" cut downs
You're Ewan, Thats Ewan, Don't be Ewan
5.
An extremely "small" biatch who gets laid more times than we could even imagine...think about it!
I totally ewaned tonight!
6.
Lanky fucker wae fucked up hair but brags about his small man hood
ewan the man with the small cock
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7.
really gay, like extemely homosexual
That guy is so ewan.
