What is Ewart?
1.
A sexual deviant. In bed, a god. Purveyor of insane
So Ewart came over last night - ROCKED MY WORLD! Six times....SIX...!!! I don't want to get off the couch...ever.
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2.
A funny looking, obnoxiously loud, guy that occassionally yells "HOLY DICK", "OH DICK" and the new one "Dun Diddy"
"hey ewart"
"Dun Diddy Dun"
"that thing got a hemi?"
"HOLY DICK!"
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Someone who is sexually obsessed with his oesophagus, and dreams of having sex with it.
John: "Holy shit Ricky is an oesophagus da..