Ewart

What is Ewart?


1.

A sexual deviant. In bed, a god. Purveyor of insane rockstar sex.

So Ewart came over last night - ROCKED MY WORLD! Six times....SIX...!!! I don't want to get off the couch...ever.

See sex, six, fuck, awesome, god, bed

2.

A funny looking, obnoxiously loud, guy that occassionally yells "HOLY DICK", "OH DICK" and the new one "Dun Diddy"

"hey ewart"

"Dun Diddy Dun"

"that thing got a hemi?"

"HOLY DICK!"


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