What is Ewart?
1.
A sexual deviant.  In bed, a god. Purveyor of insane 
So Ewart came over last night - ROCKED MY WORLD! Six times....SIX...!!! I don't want to get off the couch...ever.
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2.
A funny looking, obnoxiously loud, guy that occassionally yells "HOLY DICK", "OH DICK" and the new one "Dun Diddy"
"hey ewart"
"Dun Diddy Dun"
"that thing got a hemi?"
"HOLY DICK!"
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The art of tickling pussy of a virgin girl with wild orchids until she stretches her legs wide open, begging you to dip your tongue in h..