What is Ewen?
1.
1. Of or displaying a general lack of conscientiousness
2. To show little and / or poor judgement
3. A general state of malaise not unlike a hangover brought on by a largely forgotten night of severe drinking.
"I think Dave might get fired, he's been acting really ewen lately."
"Dude, I think I had about 20 shots of Jameson last night, I'm totally ewen right now."
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2.
Deposed chief ladyboy of mulletts.
Often known as 'gimp spit' or more simply 'gimp'.
Has a fondness for monkeys and small hairy boys
'Put yer monkey away, i can smell Ewen coming...'
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3.
someone with a very small head.
look at that pin-head hes a ewen!
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