Random Words:
1.
A first-time shopper at an IKEA.
Hey, can I ask you a question, I'm an IKEA virgin?
See newbie, rookie, trainee, geek..
1.
A dump so large it is as if the ass of God came forth and gave you His only Son, in turd form.
"I should warn you, I'm going ..
1.
A hershey snowcone is like a snowball, but only a guy fucks a guy/girl in the ass, cums, and sucks out all the semen.
a favoutite pastt..