Ewing

What is Ewing?


1.

a loser; one who hates people who do drugs/drink alcohol

"Man, he's such a Ewing"

"Yeah dude, he just punched that drunk 15 year old"

"hahaha.....ewing."

See ewing, drink, drugs, alcohol, illegal

2.

v. ewinged, ewinging, ewings

v.tr

1. to cause (eg. a party) to split into two sub-parties, due to mutual incompatibility between the guests.

v.intr

2. (of a party) to split into two sub-parties

Background:

Named after John Ewing, legend in several fields, whose flatwarming party was the first to display this trait, after half of the guests decamped to the kitchen on the arrival of several of his classmates from university.

"The party really ewinged after those twunts arrived."

"Oh dear, we've ewinged this party."


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