Ewok Balls

What is Ewok Balls?


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When Chewbacca roars at your nuts and they shrivel up into cowardly little hairy Ewok puffs.

Man, I was battling the Empire and accidentally shot Chewie in the ankle with my laser gun. He grabbed me and threw me across the room. Then he roared at my nuts and they shriveled up into little puff balls.

They were Ewok balls.

See ewok, balls, nuts, chewie, chewbacca, retarded


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