E-wood Egg Nog

What is E-wood Egg Nog?


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Before fucking a girl analy, you stick an egg (depending on the size of the anal cavern), then you insert your throbbing piece until the egg breaks. Then pull out your peice and catch the egg/butt juice in a cup and dump it on her head...(or if you are doing this for a workout you may down the "egg nog" like a champ...Rocky style.

I gotta wash my sheets today, Shaniqua and me had ourselves some E-Wood Egg Nog last week.

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I just blasted my pecs baby...can we switch it up and have some E-Wood Egg Nog?

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