Ewoud

What is Ewoud?


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A Dutch boy, predominantly from Holland and residing in South-East England. Somewhat chubby, temperamental mood swings (potentially suffering from PMT?) , no discretion with regards to sexual conquests, silly silly hair (slight curl to the ends), unintelligent, lazy, unable to work, occasionally smells (often due to extreme laziness leading to an inability to wash).

Girl 1: Did you see that total paedo last night?

Girl 2: I know, what an Ewoud (btw this can be pronounced "EV")

Girl 1: Man my hair is not looking good today

Girl 2: Yeah I know, working that Ewoud look there...

See ev, unintelligent, chubby


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