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A straight females reaction to non-straight females.

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A straight females reaction to what you were watching five minutes ago...

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Other female: Well at least you didn't get twelve thousand pages of furries...

Female: ....0_o...

Other female: Yes rly....

Female: What are you watching? I thought I told you not to fap on the keyboard...

Male: This was a pop-up, I swear! It WANTED me to watch it!

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