Ex

What is Ex?


1.

1) Someone who will have sex with you when nobody else will

2) Someone who won't speak to you even when everyone else will

I needed a lay so I called my ex.

2.

prefix for someone who was or used to be

ex-pat

ex-wife

ex-boyfriend

See smeg

3.

a former boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or even friend.

i just talked to my ex yesterday, she was really pissed cuz i dont pay her child support.

See XfantomcatX

4.

a person you used to love

a person you now hate

a person who you dont want to have sex with anyone else

a person who you have sex with once in a while

a person who owes you child support

hey, my ex was over and we screwed. But then we fought again over the money.....

See ex, money, child support, love, hate, Cheryce

5.

one's former wife or husband, girlfriend or boyfriend, etc

She went to the Promwith her ex.

6.

1) One of your previous significant others whom you've had a relation-shit, and coincidentally, a break up with. In most cases, not someone you ever want to see again. In very VERY rare cases, someone you might still talk to and consider a friend, because you both have a history and too many experiences to forget about together and are both mature enough to push any emotions you have left (if any), aside.

2) Your current bf/gf's ex. AKA an evil being that must be destroyed, at all costs. If you're a girl- for some reason, your bf's ex always seems to be a blonde with big boobs and a shitty personality who for some reason, makes you feel fat. If you're a guy- somehow, your gf's ex is famous among every girl you know, and if you ever bring him up, they can't stop telling you how "funny" and "amazing" he is. You also can't stop yourself from wondering if his equipment's bigger than yours.

1) The last two months of me and my ex's 1-year relationship were hell due to our constant fighting over stupid shit. So we broke up and I never want to see him/her again.

-or-

My ex and I broke up after dating for two years because he/she had to move. We got along really well during those first two years, so we still keep in touch.

2) (After current gf meets ex gf)

Gf: "Well... she was pretty."

Bf: "Uhh..."

Gf: "...Does this skirt make me look fat?! She was skinnier than I am! Why'd she have to be so skinny? What is she, anorexic?!"

Bf: "You look fine. You're just feeling the jealousy and insecurity that can only be brought on by seeing your significant other's ex..."

See ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, yourself

7.

One who seems to bring about a lot of trouble, who was always jealous and now is your worst enemy.

Exboyfriend

Exgirlfriend

Exwife

Exhusband

See whores, sluts, bitches, hairy, beast


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