What is Exam?
1.
A rather large test spawned from the deep fiery pits of hell. If one fails the exam, it is known to pull the grade down, therefore causing an inhuman build up of stress.
Shit dude, I bombed that exam.
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2.
An opputunity to belch, fart, scratch your arse and grafitti on desks paid for by your financially struggling school.
The exam went on for two hours, then everybody died because of the methane build up
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3.
A game played by polititians , the winner gets to kiss Ann Widdecome.
Basically what they have to do is come up with the hardest and most incomprehensible test.
It is judged on the most death threats sent to each polititian.
Oh no! not more Exams
Who's going to send the death threat to Tony Blair this time.
