Exam Prayer

What is Exam Prayer?


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Any of the many prayers students utter/speak/think before entering an exam. Generally most often found in colleges during finals and midterms by students looking for some kind of divine intervention on these crucial tests.

Sample Exam Prayers:

Oh god help me, I forgot to study, please answer each question for me and make sure it's correct!

I have studied hard and did my best, but for those parts in which I lack, please guide me.

As I lay my pen to pad,

I forget all answers that I had.

So if you want me to trust your name

You'll do me good, and play this game.

Answer each question and make me pass

Or I'll be back next year in this class.

And I'll switch to Hindu out of spite

Cause Buddah will answer questions right!

See prayer, exam, finals, college, help, divine intervention


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