What is Examlysis?
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X-am-leh-sis. An illness that occurs usually several days before a test or an exam of any kind. An examlysed person is crippled in a state of procastination and are unable to do anything that is slightly productive of any nature. Symptoms also include boredom, short panic attacks and ranting to the nearest person available.
Ben: Hey, dude, do you wanna go out to see a movie tonight?
Tony: I cant, man! I have an exam next thursday!
Ben: But you've been on the xbox all day.
Adam: Leave him, he's suffering from Examlysis right now.
Ben: Damn.
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