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Pussy with more hair on it than you can cover with a dinner plate.
My one eyed trouser trout went limp as I peered at her dreaded beard..
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To fuck someone while listening to fast metal music. Usually, the partners will be fucking to the speed of the song, wildly and not stop..
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a Metro PCS phone. Called mike jones phone because of pcs shitty service and dropped calls, and because of mike jones' popular mott..