Exams

What is Exams?


1.

a period of time when a person becomes mentally ill, due to unsleepiness and non-hunguriness. this time passes very slowly and it seems this time is never gonna end.

even that time is better that examination time when whole of the family watches news or classic stupid movies.(actually i am forced to watch it although i dont want to)

See kul

2.

mother fucker things that come twice a year...made by teachers(people tryin to ruin ur life) as a way to do wut theyre good at..ruin ur life....u end up studyin for days on end..it sux mi ass

i studied all day for mi exams next week...EXAMS SUK ASS

3.

stupid bollocks that piss off everyone.

exams should be abolished for the welfare of all teenagers (especially those with depressive streaks like Lacey).

4.

memory tests

i passed the exam because i remembered answers to all the potential questions.

See brendan

5.

A set of assessed procedures to gauge academic performance following a course of study. However, Marxists would argue that this is in fact a product of 'false consciousness': exams are actually engineered to force the proletariat of students to undertake the normail 'duties' of everyday life. These usually involve hygeine; for example, washing your clothes, cleaning your room, or undertaking a meaninglesslife mission such as adding definitions to the Urban Dictionary.

A: Do you want to come over for a 5-course dinner and literature discussion group after I finish indexing all my bank statements?

B: Sure, what's the occasion?

A: I've got exams.

See study, finals, procrastination, hell, stress, freedom, slavery, discontent, cleveland steamer

6.

Exams are really peices of paper saying that UR school is better than THEIR school.

Nout to do with u.

Thanks to our EXAMS, our school is number 1.

7.

the teachers excuse to make you work your butts off and fry your brains so they can take time off marking homework while youre revising and go to flash parties

"ugh my brain...ive been doing to many exams..."

"ok kids, your exams are coming up so no more homework! Just lots of revision."

See braindead, work, teachers, revision


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