What is Exasturbate?
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When you are horny, and someone near you is only making it worse, often on purpose, with no chance of imminent release.
I was driving with a girl, with half a stock already, and she continued to exasturbate the situation by talking about her boobs.
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To fart. Can be applied to a shart or hershey squirt.
Man, after eating all those tacos last night, I was ripping shitties all the way ..
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When someone wears shorts that create a monstrous muffin top on the wearer.
Hey Julie, you really should take off those muffin shorts.
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