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An earthquake made of condoms.
When my girlfriend jumps around in the bed, the box of condoms spills over, and we have a condomquake...
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Noun: A ripe and aged vaginal fart, wrapped tightly in a La Favorita brand tortilla and grilled. Usually served with Maxi-Nachos. Often ..
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A more fun way to commit suicide...
First, gouge your eyes out with an ice-cream scooper. Then replace them with cadbury eggs, because..