What is Excited Dump?
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A bowl movement that comes upon abruptly after getting good news. Most commonly happens with dogs and people.
Guy 1. Dude your dog just crapped on my carpet!
Guy 2. Relax it was just an excited dump it won't happen again.
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Glasses/spectacles worn by a female who is about to receive a load in the face
Get your spunk guard ready darling, purple charlie is ab..