Excort

What is Excort?


1.

An ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend that escorts you to a social event because you need a date and haven't quite met anyone else yet.

"I didn't want to show up to Diana's wedding reception alone, so I brought along Michael as an excort even though we broke up months ago"

See escort, date, partner, ex, divorce


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