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The act of falling over a baby seal, then being hit in the head by a giraffe.
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Also 'Pardon my French.' Phrase mumbled insincerely immediately after or before one swears a blue streak within earshot of the..
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When you find something that is fucking disgusting!
"Oh man! Did you see him throw up?"
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