What is Excremains?
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When you have to take a shit, but you have no toilet paper - just paper towels. But, you can't flush the paper towels, so you shit in the toilet and then wipe your ass on the paper towels and then put the paper towels in a paper bag in front of you. Then you carry the paper bag with the "excremains" around no matter where you go like a symbol of joy and contentment -- or you can throw it away...but i think that'd be just stupid.
Today, we ran out of toilet paper, but its cool cuz i used my sticktuitiveness to manufacture a rare batch of excremains.
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Someone who has been known to go to Rumors and within the last 5 minutes of being there finds a guy with a blowout to take her to IHOP a..
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Crud that collects/grows in the pubic area after not washing and keeping the area clean.
"I have some serious fomunda cheese!"..
