What is Excrement?
1.
The smelly log. It comes in 3 flavours: Chocolate, peanut and lime.
After my defecation I turned around to get a good whiff of my superb excrement. And it was good.
2.
Feces.
Shit, scat, poop, poo, crap, dung, doo doo, caca.
3.
Waste your body eliminates. Includes feces and urine.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmm! Delicious poop!!
4.
the motherfuckin shit that comes shooting out your ass.
"Mmmmm that chocolate pudding was good!"
"That was human excrements"
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5.
To be used as an alternative to the word 'excellent' in a manner whereby just enough doubt is cast in the mind of the listener as to whether you really said 'excrement' or 'excellent'. Most effective when teamed with the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and a suitably evil voice.
Person A: This cake is truly fab
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.
Person A: You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.
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6.
Waste material, especially fecal matter, that is expelled from the body after digestion.
George: Wanna lick my nuts! Ive got excrement coming from my butthole!
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7.
To be used as an alternative to the word 'excellent' in a manner whereby just enough doubt is cast in the mind of the listener as to whether you really said 'excrement' or 'excellent'. Most effective when teamed with the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and a suitably evil voice.
Person A: This cake is truly fab
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.
Person A: You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.
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