Excrementalia Edit Meaning

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It is when excrement happens to be located around the genitalia. This can often be hard to remove but can be rather tasty when mixed with porridge oats or nut custard.

Gentleman: Oh dear, there seems to be a darkened substance around my genital region

Gangster: G, you gotz urslef a bad case of the excrementalia

Gentleman: Oh dear, What should one do to relieve himself of this predicament?

Gangsta: Manz, ur stuck for life unless you get some nut custard

Gentleman: What is this nut custard you speak of?

Gangsta: Itz tha answer to this padikamnt cuzzy bear.

See excrement, genetalia, substance, predicament