What is Excrementuously?
1.
a) A dialog that increasingly, progressively and exponentially takes a crappy path.
b) To add emphasis to something truly unpleasant…
c) To express disproval on a future choice or choices.
a)
You: Tell me please!
You: You know I always love to hear about you.
Me: I’d better not…
You: I want to know why you thought it was romantic…
Me: Fine…
Me: Today, I unloaded the biggest dump ever!
You: Were you also with diarrhea?
Me: I wish I were…
Me: My shit was hard and thick…
Me: It felt like Cartman’s alien probe…
You: O’rly?
b)
Me: Yeah, my ass still aches excrementuously…
Me: Can we change the topic?
c)
You: Sure…
You: You know I got this amazing Macbook right?
Me: How could I ever forget…?
You: Well, now I am thinking on either getting an Ipod or an Iphone…
You: What do you think?
Me:
Thee god , I don’t know why you ask about the Iwhatevers.
Me: I think it is escrementuously obvious!
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