What is Excruciating Discomfort?
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The extremely unpleasant sensation caused by an eyelash lodged in your eye.
While my hot, insatiable librarian lover was straddling me, she expertly removed a stray eyelash just before it entered my eye, thereby saving me from excruciating discomfort.
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Burning your genitals on the underside of an Apple PowerBook.
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Having a slightly overweight, out of shape body that is both pale and lacks any sort of muscle tone.
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