What is Excruciating Discomfort?
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The extremely unpleasant sensation caused by an eyelash lodged in your eye.
While my hot, insatiable librarian lover was straddling me, she expertly removed a stray eyelash just before it entered my eye, thereby saving me from excruciating discomfort.
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adj. Complicating otherwise simple things in order to make life more of a struggle, and therefore more interesting. See also autoschaden..
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How a real man spells kommitment ("commitment" for all you female readers)
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