What is Excruciating Discomfort?
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The extremely unpleasant sensation caused by an eyelash lodged in your eye.
While my hot, insatiable librarian lover was straddling me, she expertly removed a stray eyelash just before it entered my eye, thereby saving me from excruciating discomfort.
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when a Army Ranger has been in a combat for months at a time without taking a shower, his crotch area and butt crack smells likes thirty..
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To text message while on the toilet.
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