What is Excruciating Discomfort?
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The extremely unpleasant sensation caused by an eyelash lodged in your eye.
While my hot, insatiable librarian lover was straddling me, she expertly removed a stray eyelash just before it entered my eye, thereby saving me from excruciating discomfort.
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To fart really loudly in front of your boyfriend
Hannah Montanans performed calafartastics in front of her underwear model boyfriend
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to go out on a drunken bender
after the week i've had i'm gonna go get fractured
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