What is Excrukea?
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concatenation of excruciating and ikea. It is the extreme pain and agony felt by a straight male around the start of the second hour after being dragged to an Ikea store. This pain is normally due to both a realization of how much time has been lost wandering around the store as well as the amount of money he is about to spend on veneer.
my wife took me to the ikea to get an end table - when she started looking at chairs as well I felt severe pangs of excrukea.
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