What is Excrukea?
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concatenation of excruciating and ikea. It is the extreme pain and agony felt by a straight male around the start of the second hour after being dragged to an Ikea store. This pain is normally due to both a realization of how much time has been lost wandering around the store as well as the amount of money he is about to spend on veneer.
my wife took me to the ikea to get an end table - when she started looking at chairs as well I felt severe pangs of excrukea.
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another name used to describe a very bithcy old lady who cant get laid even with cash
brenna: what the freak is she yelling at me for?
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Humping your fist with your flesh harpoon.
Marcy walked into her bathroom only to discover David yanking it in front of her sink.
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