What is Excursion Boy?
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Those who encounter him are rendered deaf and speechless within seconds. Often asks very intrusive personal questions within moments of beginning the coversation. Speaks at 120 decibels, even when you're 5 feet away. Creature to be avoided at all costs, especially when looking AutoTrader magazine. Lisps constantly.
"YOU got a EXCURSHUN?!?"
Random Words:
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A phrase used to end a conversation after it has been going on for exactly 14 minutes and 32 seconds.
Person A, 14:08 in: And then I wa..