What is Excuses Are Like Asses?
1.
One's lame excuse will often render this response.
Gina: I can't go out tonight Bill, because I'm washing my hair.
Bill: Piss off Gina. Your excuses are like asses. You always have one, and nobody wants to hear it.
2.
everybody's got one, and they all stink.
"But daddy, I didn't mean to! Put the belt away!"
"Shut it, Johnny! Excuses are like assholes!"
3.
A phrase that explains that everyone has an excuse for their mistakes, problems etc.
Excuses are like asses, everyone has them (except some gimps).
4.
1) everyone has an excuse, or reason, for doing what they did, most of the time it's a ficticious on-the-spot excuse, you can tell it's b.s.
2) and old saying reiterating the above
excuses are like asses...everybody's got 'em and most of the time they stink...
5.
Indicates the prevelance or abundance of a thing. Adds a negative connotation to what every you are comparing to assholes. Usually used as "blanks" are like asshole, everyone's got one.
Mustangs are like assholes, every one has one.
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6.
A shortened version of the saying "excuses are like asses - everybody has one."
"I told him excuses are like asses, and that he better have the job done by tomorrow."
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7.
its a whole saying it says "excuses are like asses everyone has one" it basically says everyone has an ass and everyone has an excuse.
"That girl Kathy she never does anything and always has a some lame reason to back it up"
"Ya but excuses are like asses everyone has one"
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